Sometimes making up my mind isn't easy to do. Especially when my grumpy sister Delia is looming over me. Mum's on am mission to Tidy up the whole house. She says if i can't decide what to get rid of -she'll do it for me. Which would be a disaster! Luckily for me the fossils come to my rescude (more than once)
I am really looking forward to the school activity trip (if i can find my from). Delia wants me to go too. Are you still there? There'll be loads of excellent things to do. like : Making RAFTS, Midnight FEAST, watching out for some very weird creatures.
Dad wants to make a kite so we can go out and get lots of "Fresh Air". I wouln't mind getting more fresh air if we had a dog. But that't not going to happen because Delia's "allergic" to dog (I think allergic to Delia). Me, Derek and norman are planning some serious band practice for the Rock Weeklu Band Battle. We've got of time-So I'm not panicking.
Fourth graders George Beard and Harold Hutchins are a couple of class clowns. The only thing they enjoy more than playing practical jokes is creating their own comic books. And together they've created the greatest superhero in the history of their elementary school: Captain Underpants! His true identity is SO secret, even HE doesn't know who he is!
They defeated Dr. Diaper! They trampled the terrible talking toilets! They crushed the crazy cafeteria ladies! And they prevented preposterous Professor Poopypants from pulverizing the planet! Now George and Harold are back for more fun and games with their wedgie-powered superhero, Captain Underpants! Join George and Harold as they play hilarious pranks on clueless Mr. Krupp and get caught …
The Dashwood sisters - 19-year-old Elinor and Marianne, aged 17 - are left poor and homeless by their father's death. Although kind relatives provide a roof over their heads, one way out of this misfortune is for both girls to marry well. However, impetuous Marianne and cautious Elinor find themselves having to choose between passionate romance and observing the rules of polite society. Thro…
Northanger Abbey is the light-hearted account of a young girl's first excursion into fashionable society. Catherine Morland is taken to Bath where among a crowd of new acquaintances, she meets Henry Tilney and his sister Eleanor, who invite her to stay at their family home, Northanger Abbey. Catherine, a devotee of 'horrid' Gothic novels, fervently hopes that the Abbey will match the haunted ru…
Jane Eyre rightly remains high on the list of the most popular English novels, and brought fame to its author, Charlotte Bronte, on its publication in 1847. The story's heroine, Jane, is a plain and plain-speaking orphan whose determination, good nature and spirit see her through a series of personel ordeals from an early age. When she takes up a position as governess at Thornfield Hall, to te…
George and Harold are in a sticky situation. Their latest prank has snooty school brainiac Melvin Sneedly seeing red, and he can't wait to get them back. But when Melvin tries to transform himself into a bionic-powered superboy, things get a little gloppy - and the Bionic Booger Boy is born! Can Captain Underpants beat this blobby behemoth of blech, or is the entire world doomed to drown in dis…