It is official. I am the unluckiest 14-year-old alive. I went for one harmless swim in the sea and suddenly a) I was arrested b) I turned into a local selebrity and c) I became an Internet sensation. All because everyone thinks I am a nudist. (I AM NOT). Is it any wonder, then, that I will do anything to prove my innocence? Michael Swarbrick is a normal boy, but he's been swept up in a sequ…